Santa told me some side splitting jokes the other night over a cup of hot chocolate, and I just would like to share the cheer and joy with you!
1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? – Snowflakes!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? – Frostbite
3. What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? – Sandy Claws
4. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? – The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!
Tell these to your family to get them rolling! Santa is a funny guy, and he’s looking forward to visiting you! His spirits are high, he is as jolly as can be, looking forward to Christmas Day!
