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Ho-ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha! Santa’s Funniest Jokes!

December 24th, 2013 | Filed under: Santa's favorite jokes | Posted by Elf jennifer

Santa told me some side splitting jokes the other night over a cup of hot chocolate, and I just would like to share the cheer and joy with you!

Mascot with Santa

1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? – Snowflakes!

2. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?  – Frostbite

3. What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? – Sandy Claws

4. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? – The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!

Tell these to your family to get them rolling! Santa is a funny guy, and he’s looking forward to visiting you! His spirits are high, he is as jolly as can be, looking forward to Christmas Day!